The Best Charter Captain You'll Ever Meet! - Personalizable - Snazzle Tee
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The Best Charter Captain You'll Ever Meet! - Personalizable - Snazzle Tee
Unleash Your Inner Captain with Our Customizable Apparel!
Feeling like the "Best Charter Captain" in your circle? Or perhaps the "Top Dog Walker" in the neighborhood? Now's your chance to flaunt it with our fully customizable T-shirts and mugs, inspired by that unforgettable line: "I'm the best [Your Title Here] you'll ever meet in your mo*therf*cking life."
Playfully retro, it features a disguntled captain, ship's wheel in hand, making friends with grinning manatees. The sunset scene, cast in a vibrant orange, yellow and blue, adds to the tshirt's charm. The Tshirt comes in various colors and is customizable, so you can add your personal touch. It's the perfect tee for anyone in love with marine life!
Personalization Options:
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Title Customization: Swap out "Charter Captain" for any role or profession that suits your fancy—be it "Private Pilot," "Engineering Manager," or "Chief Snack Officer." The spotlight's on you!
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Name Addition: Want to make it even more personal? Add your name or a friend's to the mix. "Captain [Your Name Here]" has a nice ring to it, doesn't it?
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Image Upload (Additional Charge): For those who believe seeing is believing, opt to have a photo of yourself or the honoree printed on the shirt or mug. Because nothing says "I'm the best" like your face front and center.
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Vulgarity Level:
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Full Explicit: Embrace the original spirit with the full phrase.
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Censored: Keep it cheeky yet modest with "m*therf*cker."
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Clean: Prefer to keep it PG? Omit the spicy language altogether.
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Product Details:
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T-Shirts: Crafted from premium, soft cotton for maximum comfort during all your best endeavors.
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Mugs: Durable ceramic mugs perfect for sipping your favorite beverage while basking in your greatness.
How to Order:
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Select your product (T-shirt or mug).
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Choose your size and color preferences.
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Enter your desired title and name into the personalization field (if adding).
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Decide on your preferred level of explicitness.
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Opt for the custom image if you want to add a photo - message us before ordering these (additional charge applies).
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Proceed to checkout and get ready to showcase your unparalleled status!
Whether you're gifting it to the legend in your life or claiming the title yourself, our customizable apparel is the perfect way to make a bold statement. After all, if you're the best, why not let the world know?
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Personalization
Personalization
Want to personalize it?
If this item shows a Personalization Box above, you can customize it! Add names, dates, sayings — whatever you'd like — and be clear about placement (e.g., Top Text: "Captain Jay" | Bottom Text: "First Flight 2025”).
Don’t see a box? Some items may still be personalizable — just ask!
Note: Certain products, like wall art or complex designs, may not support personalization.
Want this design on a different item — like a mug, hoodie, or tote? We can usually make that happen.
For photos, logos, extra sides, or anything highly custom, a small upcharge may apply.
Email us before ordering at orders@snazzlefly.com.
Ordering 10+ items? We offer bulk discounts for group and event orders.
Benefits
Benefits
With wide seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Features
Features
- Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear.
- The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.
- Manufactured in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified.
- The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations.
- Fabric blends: Ash - 99% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester; Heather colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
Size Chart
Size Chart
Unisex
| inches | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve length | 8.9 | 9.2 | 9.5 | 9.7 | 10.0 | 10.4 |
| cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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| Width | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 | 71.1 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.8 | 81.3 | 83.8 |
| Sleeve length | 22.6 | 23.3 | 24.0 | 24.7 | 25.4 | 26.4 |
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
Shipping
Shipping
US Shipping Costs and Timeframes: At SnazzleFly.com, standard shipping costs for orders within the United States are calculated per item at checkout, with discounts for multiple items. Most orders ship within 2 to 7 business days. Delivery within the US typically takes 2 to 5 business days. For expedited delivery, express shipping is available on some items, reducing the total fulfillment and shipping time to 2-3 business days.
Tracking Your Order: Track your order using the tracking information sent to your email. This is usually a 13-character number that starts and ends with a letter, sent automatically when we ship your order. If you cannot locate your tracking number, please contact us at support@snazzlefly.com for assistance.
For more detailed information on our shipping policies, including international and Canadian shipping, please visit our Shipping Policy Page.
Return policy
Return policy
Custom Made-to-Order Products: Our items are custom-made based on your order. Returns or exchanges for orders made with the wrong size or color, or due to a change of mind by the customer, are not supported.
30-Day Returns for Our Errors, Damages, & Manufacturing Errors: If you receive a product with a manufacturing error, if it's damaged upon arrival, or if we deliver a size different from what you ordered (our fault), you are eligible for a return. Please contact us within 30 days of delivery at support@snazzlefly.com, including a photo of the issue, for a free replacement or a refund.
For more detailed information on our policies, including non-returnable items, unsuccessful deliveries, DTG products, EU cooling-off period, and the refund process, visit our Refund Policy Page.
